Monday, February 16, 2015

A Jewish Joke and a President who is a Joke!

Two jokes for a Monday including one about an Italian and a Jew that's funny and one about the President of the United States that's very, very sad and that in reality is actually frightening!

First the predictable thoughts about Barack Obama who many consider to be the biggest joke as a president since Jimmy Carter. If only it was funny!
  • A Jordanian pilot is murdered by ISIS and Jordan attacks that entity relentlessly vowing to fight to the last man and last bullet,
  • Twenty-one Coptic Christians are beheaded by ISIS in Egypt and that country attacks ISIS in retaliation by air as well,
  • Americans are murdered by ISIS and our President does this:
Courtesy: NY Post
An Italian and a Jew

A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said:"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

"What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"

The Italian man replied, "Get in line."

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