Get Obama Toilet Paper For That Special Someone On Your Christmas Giving List!
Or, if that doesn't HIT the spot, might I suggest The Obama Punching Bag instead?
A guy walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night.
But, if you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
H/T Daily Paul
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