Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Coffee crisis at the UN!

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What happens when a fly falls into a cup of coffee at the UN cafeteria?

The Italian: throws the coffee away and walks out furious

The French: throws away the fly and drinks the coffee

The Chinese: eats the fly and throws away the coffee

The Russian: drinks the coffee with the fly, glad he got an unexpected freebie

The Israeli: sells the coffee to the French, the fly to the Chinese and buys himself another coffee. With the money he’s made he builds a device that’ll prevent flies from falling onto his coffee.

The Palestinian: accuses the Israeli of putting the fly in his coffee, denounces this aggression at the UN, demands that the UN finance the purchase of another cup of coffee. With the extra money he buys some explosives and then…

…blows up the cafeteria where the Italian, the French, the Chinese and the Russian are trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

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