I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: - 12 million illegal immigrants;
- 3 million crack heads;
- 42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
- 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
- Half of Mexico ;
- 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
and - 1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?