Monday, April 28, 2014

IRS: Dependents vs Dependence! (Humor)


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;
                - 3 million crack heads;
                - 42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
                - 2 million people in over 243 prisons;
                - Half of Mexico ;
                - 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
         and - 1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.


I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

H/T Email

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