From the anything is possible file here is a simple socialist alternative for NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio when it comes to the equitable distribution of snow!
As de Blasio faces his first significant weather event as Mayor he needs to create a response that is compatible with his progressive agenda!
Here's an idea:
Instruct New York City snow removal personnel to take all of the accumulated snow and dump it only in the neighborhoods that the census says are inhabited primarily by his hated 1%'ers!
While these are the people who actually generate the majority of the tax income de Blasio will need for his socialist agenda, screw them and let them stay home and suffer!
A process like this would fall right into his overall plan to stick it to the very individuals who are laying the golden egg he will so desperately need to do all of the things that he wants to do to NYC!