Political humor that has Barack Obama being granted one wish by a genie that he found in a bottle while walking on the beach during a vacation.
As luck would have it the President happens to be away on another taxpayer funded trip so let's say this joke occurs on the sandy shores of Hawaii.
While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found
a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose
from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Obama responded, "Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the impertinence of
the woman said,...... "Very well, I want to awaken with three white
women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.
"The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and
Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
Payback is a bitch!