If Noah were alive today and it started to rain the ultimate survival of life on earth could very well be in doubt!
Unfortunately if God came to Noah today and commanded him to build an Ark, according to this hypothetical story all living things could very well perish!
In the year 2013, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
Once again the earth has become wicked and over-populated,
and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing
along with a few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:
'You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start
the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.'
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard -
But, no Ark..
Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?
'Forgive me, Lord', begged Noah, 'but things have changed'.
Firstly, I needed a building permit before I was allowed to start.
Then I had a long argument with the building inspector over the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claimed that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard, and that the Ark would be exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then, the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental
impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many
minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.
workers with Ark-building experience.
I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'
'Your government beat me to it.
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