Saturday, December 22, 2012

I'm glad the world didn't end because...

Apparently there are still very significant unanswered questions!

Who hasn't wondered about at least some of the following:
  • Who let the dogs out, 
  • The way to get to Sesame Street, 
  • Why Dora doesn't just use Google maps, 
  • Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery", 
  • Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed, 
  • Why "abbreviated" is such a long word, 
  • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons, 
  • Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections,
  • Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?,
  • Where's that extra penny going to? Why did Joanie love Chachi?, 
  • If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?, 
  • Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune?, and 
  • Just what is Victoria's secret?
And I'm sure that there are many more than just these!

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