Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Grandma's got a gun! OR Medicare Wild Wild West-style!

A Fictional Short Story!

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.

So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. 

You are allowed to shoot four politicians. 

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, color cable TV, workout facilities, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth?  No problem. 

Need glasses?  That’s great.                                    

Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart?  They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? 

It’s the same government that just told you that you they couldn’t afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

Source: Anonymous email

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