Sunday, December 18, 2011

Liberal flatulence courtesy of Whoopi! (Video)

Juvenile Sunday morning humor: The Whoopi Cushion!

In a sophomoric way we all know what it is and what it is called. In fact throughout history men have focused so much attention on this natural act that slang names goes into the hundreds.

Here is a short-list that only covers up to the end of the letter A.

1. 1-man salute

2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale

3. Acid-rain maker

4. After the thunder comes the rain

5. Air bagel

6. Airbrush your boxers

7. Anal acoustics

8. Anal ahem

9. Anal audio

10. Anal salute

11. Anal volcano

12. Arse blast

13. Ass blaster

14. Ass-scented methane

15. Ass biscuit

16. Ass thunder

17. Ass whistle

18. A turd whistling for the right of way

A serial problem for Whoopi although ABC denies the veracity of the claim!

Doesn't ABC know that the cover-up is always worse than the act?

Who amongst us hasn't had gas? Anyone that says they haven't is either lying or delusional, but has anyone had it on national T.V.? More than one once?

While much of what Whoopi Goldberg has to say on The View is crap, this time it almost came out of the other end.

My suggestion for whoever is matched-up with Whoopi in Secret Santa this year ... A case of Gas-X!

Whoopi December 2011

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