Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Obama oldies but goodies from the late-night comediennes! (political humor)

It's been said in the past that for the late-night comediennes to take pot shots at a liberal president, that liberal president must being doing one hell of an awful job!

You got that right!

With the reports coming out over the past week or so, even old jokes are better that watching or listening to the news.

These are some late-night comediennes pontificating on the job that President Obama had done and that he is continuing to do. Grade: F

The Honeymoon is over.
(You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start): 

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.

We agree...& I think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno

America needs "Obama-care" like
Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like
& the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama
call lunch w/ a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet & a penitentiary?

A: One is filled w/ tax evaders, blackmailers,
& threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi & Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean & it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama & his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the
Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman


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