The Honeymoon is over. (You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start):
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...& I think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno
America needs "Obama-care" like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like & the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch w/ a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet & a penitentiary?
A: One is filled w/ tax evaders, blackmailers, & threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi & Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean & it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! --Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama & his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman
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