Thursday on the golf course edition ... or was that in a stream?

What's wrong, what's right*, what's left and what's just funny

The economy continues to show many more signs of weakness than of strength, crisis and violence is bubbling in Greece as that country spirals closer and closer to a sovereign debt default and the Middle East remains, well ... the Middle East.

Weinergate is still in the news and shows no sign of leaving anytime soon, Obama is campaigning and fundraising in Puerto Rico (and everywhere else) talking up the economy and talking down the Republicans, and the debt limit deadline is moving closer as we speak.

With all of these issues showing no immediate signs of abating, if I golfed I'd be going to the course right now and if I fished I'd be heading to the closest stream to try and forget at least for a few hours!

Since I don't do either the next best thing is to try and conjure up a laugh on a Thursday (*if you missed the right as soon as I have one I will offer it up)

The 10 Best Caddy Comments




# 10 
 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." 



Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" 




# 9 
 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course." 



Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



# 8 

 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" 



Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." 



# 7 
 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" 


Caddy: "Eventually."



# 6 
 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."


Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."



# 5 
 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction." 


Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." 



# 4 
 Golfer: "How do you like my game?" 


Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." 



# 3 
 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"


Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 



# 2 
 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." 


Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." 



# 1 Best Caddy Comment 


Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old," 


Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."