"That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves."

-- Thomas Jefferson

"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid."

-- Dwight D Eisenhower

“There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt.”
-- John Adams

Monday, June 1, 2009

Where Did Nancy Pelosi Come From?

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident,I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

Horses Ass

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse headon into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House. Sphere: Related Content

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