Friday, March 27, 2009

Great Political Joke

Non-Partisan Humor Although My Bias Would Say that It Relates More To The Democrats

Two gator's were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, DC.

two alligators not crocodiles :P

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as kids I just don't get it.

"Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin'?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.

"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch em?"

"Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawls up under one of them Lexus and wait fer one to unlockthe car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a Politician, there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."


  1. mike, whats this from a guest're a lot mor e angry than this...come on man